Tuesday 25 October 2005

Handy tips for anyone considering murder

Tip #1: it isn’t a good idea to attempt to dispose of the body by burying it in concrete as it will probably be found.
Tip #2: it isn’t a good idea to attempt to move the body by carrying it as a pillion passenger on your motorcycle.

That is all.

graybo typed this at 11:18 am | | 2 comments

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2 Responses to “Handy tips for anyone considering murder”

  1. bakiwop says:
    October 26th, 2005 at 10:28 pm

    being of italian descent i can assure that those people were amateurs – everybody knows you chop up the body into little pieces BEFORE putting it in the concrete mix.

    sheesh.

  2. graybo says:
    October 27th, 2005 at 8:10 pm

    edges slowly towards the door, trying not to look panicked

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